COHEN, alexis s.

[ALEXIS SUMMER COHEN]

ALEXIS SUMMER COHEN

TWENTY , RESISTANCE IS USELESS , PHOTOGRAPHER , BITCH, RUE DIAMOND, HETEROSEXUAL

TWITTER:
@sexilexibitchez omg, even if you're in the band... i will kick you out of this photoshoot. give me hot dammit!
@sexilexibitchez this is why i'm hot. i56.tinypic.com/71jsck.jpg
@sexilexibitchez bitch, puh-leaze!
@sexilexibitchez i'm not anti-social, i just don't fucking like you.
@sexilexibitchez i can either be your best friend or your worst enemy.
@sexilexibitchez come at me, bro.
@sexilexibitchez i'm not a tease. i'm just a reminder of what you can't have.
@sexilexibitchez if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? #mindfuck
@sexilexibitchez haterz gonna hate.
@sexilexibitchez hate me or love me, it's still an obsession.
@sexilexibitchez if you don't like the way I drive, get off the fucking sidewalk.
@sexilexibitchez EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards.
@sexilexibitchez i'm one lucky biyatch. wanna know why? because i have @emergencyevelyn in my life. #bejealous
@sexilexibitchez when all else fails, look cute.
@sexilexibitchez don't hate me because i'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks i am.
@sexilexibitchez if life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
@sexilexibitchez big girls dont cry....they get even.
@sexilexibitchez i can only please one person per day, today is not your day. and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
@sexilexibitchez BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK! so just explode and die, bitch.


PERSONALITY:

" Alexis Summer Cohen is the name, but i prefer Lexi, mmkay?... Mostly because it rhymes with 'Sexy'. In fact, why don't you just call me 'Sexy Lexi?', it has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?... hehe, anyways... i'm head bitch in charge. unless i'm sharing the reign with my main bitch, Eve, she's my other half. and you don't want us together, because that means trouble. When i'm bored, I cause damage, only because it makes shit more interesting. What? You mad? get the fuck over it. I like to spice things up and i do what i want. I despise being told what to do, if you dare try to cross me, i'll make you regret it. I'm independent and I can handle my own ground. I'm not afraid to confront someone, even if it is a boy, I will hit and talk shit to whoever the fuck i want to. If a boy hits me, we're going to fight. if a girl hits me, we're going to fight. I don't give a fuck. NO ONE crosses me and i'll make sure everyone knows not to fuck with me. I have a bad attitude problem and if I don't like you, believe me, you'll know. I don't fake nice even if it is a 'professional' thing, if i don't like you, i dont. deal with it.

I'm very promiscuous and flirty. I flirt with anyone that's hot, only guys though. I'm all about the penis, sorry ladies. I'm a huge tease, but i give it up easily if i like what i see. I flirt with any hottie, i don't give a shit if they have a girlfriend. Hello? if they were oh so loyal, they wouldn't be flirting back or looking, right? So just think of it as a way of me... saving the girl from heartbreak? haha, honestly, whatever. If i want a taken guy, I'm getting him. Fuck the girlfriend. Wanna come up to me and talk shit about it? Be my fucking guest. I'll just flaunt how amazing your boyfriend was in bed and how badly he begged for me to go for round two. oh, and i LOVE sex. I'm a sex maniac. I know tricks that aren't even noted in Cosmopolitan. So yes, I'm very good in the sack... pretty freaky, actually. but i won't get into that, you'll just have to see for yourself if you're curious.

I don't do feelings or committed relationships. what's the point? someone always gets hurt in the end. I prefer to keep things casual. Same as friends go. I have trust issues. It takes a very long time to get me to open up. in fact, it's rare when i do. the only person that knows me inside and out is my girl, Eve, and that's only because she's pretty much my clone. Also, beware of my bluntness. I tend to be overly honest with people. It actually causes most to hate me, but whatever, shouldn't they be appreciative that i'm being honest? i mean, people hate when people lie, right? why do they get mad when you tell the truth? i don't hold back. I don't care if i hurt your feelings, i just want you to know the truth dammit.

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